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When Bigfoot officiated Santa’s wedding: A southern fairy tale

Kelly Kazek

So I blogged about this -- the most unlikely event in the history of events -- when it occurred back in May but I've now fleshed it out into a fairy tale for posterity. You know, so people from the future can say, "This is one crazy fairy tale. The ones with dwarves, witches and… Continue reading When Bigfoot officiated Santa’s wedding: A southern fairy tale

Southern Thing Columns

This book tells you 10 things all southerners should now

Kelly Kazek

Ten things every southerner should know: Following is an excerpt from this week’s column, which now originates on It's a Southern Thing. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because Southern Thing owns the rights to this column and I can’t blog it in its entirety. Be sure… Continue reading This book tells you 10 things all southerners should now

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Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop

Kelly Kazek

Here's why southerners are tired of taking New York's poop: Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because AL.com owns the rights to this column and I can’t blog it in its entirety. Enough is enough, New York.… Continue reading Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop

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If eyebrows were meant to be artworks, they wouldn’t be made of hair

Kelly Kazek

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because I hope you will enjoy it but AL.com owns the rights to this column so I can’t blog it in its entirety. Omigosh, y’all. Can we please, for the love… Continue reading If eyebrows were meant to be artworks, they wouldn’t be made of hair

Southern Thing Columns

Indian doctor has your health drink substitute: cow urine

Kelly Kazek

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. If India, as a country, had a middle and last name, I’d call it by all three because it needs a talkin’ to. You know, like a “Billy Dwayne India, you get in here… Continue reading Indian doctor has your health drink substitute: cow urine