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Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop

Here's why southerners are tired of taking New York's poop: Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because AL.com owns the rights to this column and I can’t blog it in its entirety. Enough is enough, New York.… Continue reading Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop

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Someone told me saying ‘y’all’ makes me sound uneducated, y’all

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because AL.com owns the rights to this column and I can’t blog it in its entirety. I admit it – I’m a y’all-aholic. I like to say it. I like to… Continue reading Someone told me saying ‘y’all’ makes me sound uneducated, y’all

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If eyebrows were meant to be artworks, they wouldn’t be made of hair

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because I hope you will enjoy it but AL.com owns the rights to this column so I can’t blog it in its entirety. Omigosh, y’all. Can we please, for the love… Continue reading If eyebrows were meant to be artworks, they wouldn’t be made of hair

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Indian doctor has your health drink substitute: cow urine

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. If India, as a country, had a middle and last name, I’d call it by all three because it needs a talkin’ to. You know, like a “Billy Dwayne India, you get in here… Continue reading Indian doctor has your health drink substitute: cow urine

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These Olympians are nuts. Where are their mothers?

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. The older I get, the harder it is to watch the Olympics. And I absolutely love the Olympics. The athletes’ feel-good stories give us hope for a humanity that the internet has totally ruined… Continue reading These Olympians are nuts. Where are their mothers?