Do you do this? It makes me crazy. I'm always thinking, "Keep your eyes on the road, idiot!" I don't care if the road is fake. And the car. #MemeFriday.
'So that’s what grownups do all day' is excerpted from my book, "Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom:" I got up Friday morning hoping Baby Girl would still be asleep. I derive most of my day’s pleasure from repeatedly yelling: “Get up or we’re going to be late for school!” On… Continue reading So that’s what grownups do all day
You know how Sweetums and I love Really Big Things. We stop every time we see one on the roadside and take photos. You can see them here. For our honeymoon in October 2016, we decided to drive along Route 66, beginning at the World’s Largest Catsup Bottle in Collinsville, Illinois. I thought I’d share… Continue reading Our honeymoon destination, World’s Largest Catsup Bottle, has its own fan club
You know it's true, y'all. How many times have you heard a southern mama threaten this? Another can mamas like to use is Ima Tan Your Hide. Sharing a little something from my upcoming book on #MemeFriday. (Coming soon: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter.)
Here's why southerners are tired of taking New York's poop: Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because AL.com owns the rights to this column and I can’t blog it in its entirety. Enough is enough, New York.… Continue reading Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop