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Alligators are getting a little too big for their britches and here’s why

If you missed last week’s column on It’s a Southern Thing (SouthernThing.com), you can read it by clicking here. Below are the first paragraphs. Some people claim Florida is weird. I think it is a perfectly lovely state where the wildlife just happens to be smarter than the rest of us. Settle down. I’m not insulting… Continue reading Alligators are getting a little too big for their britches and here’s why

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Update on my 'Guide to Southern Oddities' and check out this great new Southern phrase book

I wanted to update you all on some book news: One came early and another is coming to stores late. Several of you have asked about “A Guide to Southern Oddities,” which was supposed to be in stores before Christmas. Editing and publishing would have been rushed so the publisher delayed its release until spring.… Continue reading Update on my 'Guide to Southern Oddities' and check out this great new Southern phrase book

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Thankful for Channing Tatum and elastic waistbands

If you missed last week’s column on It’s a Southern Thing (SouthernThing.com), you can read it by clicking here. Below are the first paragraphs. In the halcyon days after we've successfully navigated the dizzying switch from Halloween to Hallmark, it's time for humor columnists everywhere to take a step back from snark and try to bring… Continue reading Thankful for Channing Tatum and elastic waistbands

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Baby Girl is engaged and here’s why I’m thrilled

Everyone in my family has to get accustomed to being fodder for my humor columns. Baby Girl has been suffering the longest -- for 26 years, bless her heart. (I've known my big brother Doofus longer but his life is not nearly funny enough to be featured often -- although he does figure prominently in… Continue reading Baby Girl is engaged and here’s why I’m thrilled