Category: Southern Thing Columns

This is where I share excerpts and links to my weekly humor column that appears on It’s a Southern Thing. (For those who are curious, I share the excerpt not because it tickles me to redirect you to the full column but because the column is the property of SouthernThing.com but I share part of it here so readers who follow the blog will know it has been posted.)

Southern Thing Columns

Do women really need dangly crotch jewelry to draw attention (whisper) down there?

Kelly Kazek

[Kelly Kazek] In a world in which really stupid people strive for attention with selfies and TMI disclosures, there are still some things we humans ought not draw attention to, and tops on the list is our (whisper) private parts. NOTE: This is today's column for AL.com. A link at the bottom takes you to the full column. As… Continue reading Do women really need dangly crotch jewelry to draw attention (whisper) down there?

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Who’s watching those microchips – God? The guvment? Maybe Santa?

Kelly Kazek

This post links to my weekly AL.com column below. I used to think it was silly to believe our phones, computers and microwaves were keeping track of our movements, right down to the fact that we make our mac-and-cheese from a box and had to google how to do that. But I'm finally beginning to… Continue reading Who’s watching those microchips – God? The guvment? Maybe Santa?

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I’m offering a bounty for Bigfoot

Kelly Kazek

Following is this week's column for AL.com. Click the link below to read the full column. Once again someone is offering a $1 million bounty for “information leading to the capture or delivery of a bona fide Bigfoot.” Tom Biscardi, the self-described “Godfather of Bigfoot,” announced the reward in hopes of ending his 50-year search, according… Continue reading I’m offering a bounty for Bigfoot

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New Ken doll’s dadbod is OK, but that man bun’s gotta go

Kelly Kazek

Here's this week's AL.com column. Click the link at the bottom to read it in its entirety.  If you’ve been on the internet for at least 10 minutes over the past two days, you likely saw the announcement that Mattel has created new Ken dolls. The purpose, apparently, was to create more realistic men for… Continue reading New Ken doll’s dadbod is OK, but that man bun’s gotta go

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7 truly epic gifts your dad’s inner child needs this Father’s Day

Kelly Kazek

Following is this week's column from AL.com. Click the link below to read the full column. Do you have one of those goofy dads who’s so in touch with his inner child he has Ninja Turtles underwear and an Evel Knieval doll under his pillow? Or his favorite joke begins with “A horse walks into… Continue reading 7 truly epic gifts your dad’s inner child needs this Father’s Day