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Once again someone is offering a $1 million bounty for “information leading to the capture or delivery of a bona fide Bigfoot.”
Tom Biscardi, the self-described “Godfather of Bigfoot,” announced the reward in hopes of ending his 50-year search, according to the Associated Press. Tom’s son, T.J. Biscardi, added he’s “done with pictures, done with prints, done with hair samples, done with fecal matter. I don’t want to be 70 or 80 years old and still have to be proving this. I want it to be done.”
I can understand being done with Bigfoot fecal matter (though I prefer to use the more scientific term, “Sass-squats”). I can barely stand cleaning toilets with two guys in the house so I can say with some certainty it wouldn’t take me 50 years to reach that point.
KellyKazek.com 