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Ever been on a nakation? Here’s what to expect

The following selection is from my 2010 book "Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom." If it weren’t for the extra pound or 30 I’m carrying around, I might just consider taking a nakation this year. Never heard of one? It’s a vacation, only without clothes. You’d be nekkid. Don’t get your… Continue reading Ever been on a nakation? Here’s what to expect

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Hilarious southern mama threats submitted by you guys

When I posted a meme recently about Southern mamas making violent threats they never carry out – such as “I’ll pinch your head off” – some of you added your own that are even more colorful. They’re pretty funny, if you take them as intended (and not as a form of child abuse. After all,… Continue reading Hilarious southern mama threats submitted by you guys

Southern Thing Columns

Dogs have got us right where they want us

This is today's AL.com column. Clicking the link takes you to AL.com to read the column in its entirety. Lately, I’ve noticed lots of research about human interactions with domesticated pets. I’m fairly sure these were initiated by the humans because, really, our pets don’t care. When’s the last time you saw that cocked-head, quizzical… Continue reading Dogs have got us right where they want us

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Too funny: When pics of women in pants passed for ‘dirty’ magazine

This is HI-larry-ous, y'all. Sometimes when I come across weirdness in my daily searches, I just have to share. And don't worry, this is completely suitable for work. I was looking for public domain photos and came across what passed for a "dirty magazine" in 1903 -- filled with photos of women wearing pants. The magazine… Continue reading Too funny: When pics of women in pants passed for ‘dirty’ magazine