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Yes, Santa, there are Virginias

December 5, 2018December 5, 2018 Kelly Kazek

I wrote the column below, "Yes, Santa, there are Virginias," in 2006. Based, of course, on the famous letter "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus," it still seems relevant: It was Christmas eve. I was placing the last of Shannon’s gifts beneath the tree when I was surprised to see Santa Claus, sitting, head… Continue reading Yes, Santa, there are Virginias

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Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop

April 12, 2018June 6, 2019 Kelly Kazek

Here's why southerners are tired of taking New York's poop: Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because AL.com owns the rights to this column and I can’t blog it in its entirety. Enough is enough, New York.… Continue reading Here’s why southerners are tired of taking New York’s poop

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If eyebrows were meant to be artworks, they wouldn’t be made of hair

March 8, 2018June 6, 2019 Kelly Kazek

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I do that because I hope you will enjoy it but AL.com owns the rights to this column so I can’t blog it in its entirety. Omigosh, y’all. Can we please, for the love… Continue reading If eyebrows were meant to be artworks, they wouldn’t be made of hair

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Christmas tree eyebrows trend will make you want to stay home

December 15, 2017December 15, 2017 Kelly Kazek

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I tend to be a fairly conservative person. I know what some of you are asking – what about the Bigfoot statue at my wedding? Or the Loch Ness monster in my front garden?… Continue reading Christmas tree eyebrows trend will make you want to stay home