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Christmas tree eyebrows trend will make you want to stay home

Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. I tend to be a fairly conservative person. I know what some of you are asking – what about the Bigfoot statue at my wedding? Or the Loch Ness monster in my front garden?… Continue reading Christmas tree eyebrows trend will make you want to stay home

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When you catch your husband with his hand in your gnome’s butt …

Sweetums is never one to let a contentious election keep him down. Perhaps it’s a good thing that he provided a much-needed distraction Tuesday night as the country focused on poor ol’ Alabama. (And for the record, World, I love this state and its wonderful people unconditionally). Any-hoo, back to Sweetums and his distraction. I… Continue reading When you catch your husband with his hand in your gnome’s butt …

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If you look too closely at Rudolph special, it will ruin Christmas forever

Following is an excerpt from this week’s humor column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. Spoiler-alert-to-end-all-spoiler-alerts: If you love the animated special “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” or Christmas in general, DO NOT read further. You will never look at Santa the same way again. So why am I… Continue reading If you look too closely at Rudolph special, it will ruin Christmas forever