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Parents, if you have never explained 911 to your children, please stop reading and do so now. If you think your grandmother doesn’t know to use it, please give her a lesson as soon as possible … like today. If you don’t know how it works, I’m about to give you a lesson: 911 is… Continue reading Dear woman in Florida: police don’t make emergency beer runs

Did you see this headline: “Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent?” He was caught on camera. This is what keeps me from doing anything illegal, y’all – the threat of security cameras. Well, not the only thing. I do have a working moral compass. But let’s just say I… Continue reading Educator’s arrest as ‘mystery pooper’ raises more questions than it eliminates

Y’all, it’s time to come clean: I can’t resist a southern-themed throw pillow. My current favorites are one with a drawing of the State of Alabama, another that says, “Butter My Buns and Call Me a Biscuit” and one with the words, “I Love You Like Biscuits & Gravy.” Adorable, right? I only put them… Continue reading My addiction to southern-themed throw pillows and how Sweetums copes

Have you been looking for an upbeat read for your next book club selection? If you think your group would enjoy reading and discussing my new humor book, “Not Quite Right: Mostly True Tales of a Weird News Reporter,” I have a special offer for you. Book club members will receive a discount on orders… Continue reading I’m offering a free author visit for book clubs who buy ‘Not Quite Right’