Southern Thing Columns

Why men have more belly button lint and other things you need to know today

Men and women are different. I know. You're all, we knew that already. Because of the whole stand-up-vs.-sit-down thing. But I'm not talking about physical differences. I am talking about differences that affect the way we live and work and, as you'll see, the way we contemplate our navels. This is important stuff, y'all …… Continue reading Why men have more belly button lint and other things you need to know today

Southern Thing Columns

It’s a column about toothpaste gloops but that doesn’t mean it’s not important

Note: This is a completely insignificant, apolitical column about the need for more government research in the area of toothpaste tubes. If you disagree, you are wrong you should skip this column. The other day when I tried to pick up my contact lens case from the bathroom counter, it didn't budge. It was stuck… Continue reading It’s a column about toothpaste gloops but that doesn’t mean it’s not important

(ODD)yssey

How tall was the World’s Tallest Man? And how does Sweetums measure up?

Sweetums is 6-foot-7 so when we were driving through Alton, Illinois, home of the World’s Tallest Man, we had no choice but to stop and see how Sweetums’ measured up. Robert Pershing Wadlow was born in Alton on February 22, 1918, and lived there until his death on July 15, 1940, at just 22 years… Continue reading How tall was the World’s Tallest Man? And how does Sweetums measure up?