Southern Thing Column

Why men have more belly button lint and other things you need to know today

Men and women are different. I know. You’re all, we knew that already. Because of the whole stand-up-vs.-sit-down thing.

But I’m not talking about physical differences. I am talking about differences that affect the way we live and work and, as you’ll see, the way we contemplate our navels. This is important stuff, y’all … studies show men have more belly button lint than women. The reason? Men have more hair on their stomachs, which apparently acts as a kind of Venus Fly Trap, guiding the lint into the maw. Click here to continue reading.

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