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No. I can’t bless Gov. Bentley’s cheatin’ heart or parts

Shazam, y’all! It’s no wonder Gov. Bentley begged to keep the public from seeing texts used as evidence in his ethics hearing. Bless his little heart. No wait! No need … the paramour in this tawdry affair – the Gloria to his hunched and creepy Mr. Burns – already blessed his heart: right on page 29 of the scandal sheet official ethics report exhibit.

The 40-page exhibit includes a screen shot of a text exchange between Bentley and Rebekah Mason, his former aid (my comments in parenthesis):


Him: “I’m so in love with you. (smiley face, smiley face). We are pitiful.”

Her: “Poor Rocky.” (OK, this will need some explaining later but for now let’s just assume Mason has really really really really poor eyesight. And little-to-no sense of touch. Although, ick.)

Him: “Poor Robert.

“Poor Rebekah.”

Her: “Yes … bless our hearts.”

“And other parts.”

If that doesn’t give you nightmares, I don’t know what will … click to read full column.


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