Shazam, y’all! It’s no wonder Gov. Bentley begged to keep the public from seeing texts used as evidence in his ethics hearing. Bless his little heart. No wait! No need … the paramour in this tawdry affair – the Gloria to his hunched and creepy Mr. Burns – already blessed his heart: right on page 29 of the scandal sheet official ethics report exhibit.
The 40-page exhibit includes a screen shot of a text exchange between Bentley and Rebekah Mason, his former aid (my comments in parenthesis):
Him: “I’m so in love with you. (smiley face, smiley face). We are pitiful.”
Her: “Poor Rocky.” (OK, this will need some explaining later but for now let’s just assume Mason has really really really really poor eyesight. And little-to-no sense of touch. Although, ick.)
Him: “Poor Robert.
“Poor Rebekah.”
Her: “Yes … bless our hearts.”
“And other parts.”
If that doesn’t give you nightmares, I don’t know what will … click to read full column.
KellyKazek.com 
Ugh,
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