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The following is an excerpt from my 2010 book, "Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom." I wasn’t too upset when men went all metrosexual and got in touch with their feminine sides. No right-minded woman is going to turn away a man who smells nice and wears clean shirts, which, she… Continue reading Why men can feel free to wear pantyhose and makeup

Y’all, I just had a one-of-a-kind experience: I was interviewed about being a weird news reporter for a podcast in Liverpool. Yes, Liverpool.  (Why? Your guess is as good as mine.) The producer for a podcast hosted by Pete Price, a well-known and sometimes controversial personality across the pond, emailed me just days after my… Continue reading I’m famous in Liverpool, y’all. Really, not really.

June is designated, both officially and unofficially, the “National Month” for no fewer than 40 things. I’m guessing you thought it was only for Father’s Day and the first day of spring. Wrong. Since most are “Awareness Months,” I will make you aware of a few of them: National Bathroom Reading Month: This is the… Continue reading You Coulda Let Me Merge, Asshat & other ‘national designations’ you should know

Note: This blog post contains reference to ladies’ (whisper) nether parts, using only scientific terms in a professional manner, of course. Another day, another weird trend. But this one is even more dangerous than, say, bro-rompers, which seem like they could cause severe front-wedgie discomfort. (Click here to read the AL.com column). This new trend,… Continue reading Wasp nests don’t belong in your lady parts (because apparently some women need to be told)