Month: May 2018

As I’ve written before, being an unofficial Weird News Reporter makes me a magnet for weird people who want to share weird stuff. Sometimes the weirdness has to do with Bigfoot and other mythical creatures and what they are up to at any given time (Spoiler: Most often, they are hiding, although sometimes they are… Continue reading Body-part nail art is not okay, y’all

Parents, if you have never explained 911 to your children, please stop reading and do so now. If you think your grandmother doesn’t know to use it, please give her a lesson as soon as possible … like today. If you don’t know how it works, I’m about to give you a lesson: 911 is… Continue reading Dear woman in Florida: police don’t make emergency beer runs

Did you see this headline: “Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent?” He was caught on camera. This is what keeps me from doing anything illegal, y’all – the threat of security cameras. Well, not the only thing. I do have a working moral compass. But let’s just say I… Continue reading Educator’s arrest as ‘mystery pooper’ raises more questions than it eliminates

Y’all, it’s time to come clean: I can’t resist a southern-themed throw pillow. My current favorites are one with a drawing of the State of Alabama, another that says, “Butter My Buns and Call Me a Biscuit” and one with the words, “I Love You Like Biscuits & Gravy.” Adorable, right? I only put them… Continue reading My addiction to southern-themed throw pillows and how Sweetums copes