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You Coulda Let Me Merge, Asshat & other ‘national designations’ you should know

Kelly Kazek

June is designated, both officially and unofficially, the “National Month” for no fewer than 40 things. I’m guessing you thought it was only for Father’s Day and the first day of spring. Wrong. Since most are “Awareness Months,” I will make you aware of a few of them: National Bathroom Reading Month: This is the… Continue reading You Coulda Let Me Merge, Asshat & other ‘national designations’ you should know

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Wasp nests don’t belong in your lady parts (because apparently some women need to be told)

Kelly Kazek

Note: This blog post contains reference to ladies’ (whisper) nether parts, using only scientific terms in a professional manner, of course. Another day, another weird trend. But this one is even more dangerous than, say, bro-rompers, which seem like they could cause severe front-wedgie discomfort. (Click here to read the AL.com column). This new trend,… Continue reading Wasp nests don’t belong in your lady parts (because apparently some women need to be told)

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Kathy Griffin too crude even for Squatty Potty commercial

Kelly Kazek

The following is my weekly column for AL.com. The link below takes you to the AL.com site to read the full column. It was 2:45 on a rainy Monday afternoon when I realized I had become the Weird News Reporter ... I’ve written about outsider art, female werewolves, Stonehenge replicas, tombstones with faces on them,… Continue reading Kathy Griffin too crude even for Squatty Potty commercial

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Check your own yard for Sasquatch statues before judging neighbors

Kelly Kazek

We live in a neighborhood much like any other – there are folks whose grass could use a little trim, those who leave unattractive junk in their yards and those whose wayward shrubs block the sidewalk. And there’s the retired couple who spends every day, rain or shine or snow or zombie apocalypse, working on… Continue reading Check your own yard for Sasquatch statues before judging neighbors