Following is an excerpt from this week’s column on AL.com. The link at the bottom takes you to the full column. Lady Doritos! Squeeee! I hope they leave pink dust on my fingers. Kidding, y’all. I don’t need no stinkin’ lady Doritos. I can eat anyone under the table with good ol’ Man Doritos and… Continue reading Maybe Lady Doritos will leave pink dust on our fingers. We can only hope
Month: February 2018
Iuka, Mississippi: Home to famous springs and Apron Museum
Don’t you hate it when you visit a town and later found out you missed its most quirky attraction? That doesn’t happen often to Sweetums and me because, as you know, we are well-versed in quirk. But it happened with Iuka, which we visited on the way to Tupelo a while back and later discovered… Continue reading Iuka, Mississippi: Home to famous springs and Apron Museum
Helen Mirren is taking on Sweetums, y’all. It ain’t gonna be purty
I know what you're thinking. This is the second day in a row blogging about Sweetums' quirks, and you want to how I managed to reel in such an, er, interesting guy. But back off, ladies, he's all mine. Just last week, we posted some photos on Facebook of my 6-foot-7, gray-bearded Sweetums wearing a nun's… Continue reading Helen Mirren is taking on Sweetums, y’all. It ain’t gonna be purty
I found the yard art line and I dare Sweetums to cross it
Help, y’all. It seems I made a rookie mistake by welcoming the small (3 foot) Bigfoot statue into our garden. Sweetums so thoughtfully bought the statue so we could officially have a Bigfoot at our wedding. (I’ll wait while you all say, “Awwwww.”) He also realized being a part of the wedding meant it now… Continue reading I found the yard art line and I dare Sweetums to cross it
Now they’ve gone poo far #MemeFriday
I had enough of this fad from the first emoji but, really, I think children poking poo with a stick is taking it too far. What do you think?
