Most of you have probably putted at Panama City’s Goofy Golf, one of the nation’s oldest and most recognizable mini golf courses. Like most kids, my brother Doofus (not his real name but it should be) and I played the course as children and had our pictures made with some of the iconic attractions, such… Continue reading Who remembers Panama City’s Goofy Golf?
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Changing the toilet paper roll is hard, y’all
Here's how it works in most families: When the toilet paper roll is nearing its end, family members tear off small pieces so they won't be the one to empty the roll and be responsible for changing it. Can you relate? If so, share the meme
The life of a Weird News Reporter on Meme Friday
Really, what does the email say about me (contents in the meme below)? My secondary title is sometimes the Nude News Reporter, as noted in the past columns linked below, so I guess I have only myself to blame. Click to read: Nudist church pastor says we're all the same beneath our clothes but I… Continue reading The life of a Weird News Reporter on Meme Friday
Why my family won’t let me navigate
Y’all my family has diagnosed me with a terrible affliction: directional dyslexia. I’ve mentioned this problem before in my writings but it seems to get worse with age. I have no difficulty determining N, S, E or W, as long as I know which direction I’m standing. It’s “left” and “right” that give me trouble.… Continue reading Why my family won’t let me navigate
How to weigh yourself for best results
Surely, I'm not the only one. I hope??
