Lately, when Sweetums teases me lightheartedly, I reply, lightheartedly, that I’m going to beat him with a shoe. Why this phrase? I have no idea. Maybe because middle-aged moms sound stupid saying we’re going to open a can of whoop-ass?
Whatever the reason, it got me thinking about threats mamas make. Thus, this meme. If you can relate, please share. Happy Friday.
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You seem to have left off “beat you with a shoe”.
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I mentioned it in the intro. Why? Have you misbehaved today??? š
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What about this one (to your already upset child), you say “if you don’t stop crying, I’ll give you something to cry about.”
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Oh yes! I remember that one.
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I am going to jerk a knot in your tail, if you don’t…
My grandmother used to say this to me.
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Yes! I’ve heard that too.
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My son’s first grade teacher used to say. “Do you wanna take your head home in a paper sack?”
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Wow! That’s kinda violent. Lol
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I prefer “I’m gonna wrap you up in a sheet and beat you in the head with a high heel shoe”!!! š
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Uh-oh. That sounds dangerous! lol
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Good stuff, Kelly. Thanks for that which you do.
Your pal,
Cheese
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Glad to see you here, Cheese. It’s always good to add cheese to the mix. š
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